Days 15+

Day 15:

Go visit your Grandpa.

Grandpa Joe: Hello ************! Everyone says there's something different about Willy Wonka ever since he returned to the factory. Apparently he just hangs out in the Executive Suite all day, rarely admitting anyone, except for Charlie of course.

They're scheduled to have the first batch of Dark Chocolate finished and flowing through the Chocolate River today. Everybody here in the nursing home is frightened, but a little excited... Oh, I wish my friend the Newspaper Man were here... He would know what to do...

Go to the Newspaper Man. If you still don't remember where he is just look at some of the previous Days.

You found: some bozo hawking newspapers.

Newspaper Man: Good day Golden Ticket Holder. I have heard today is supposed to be the first day of Dark Chocolate production... You must sabotage the operation ************.

************: How?

Newspaper Man: Slugworth has created the Dark Chocolate base at the Dark Chocolate Room in his factory, but cannot properly sweeten the substance. Dark Chocolate is very bitter stuff. It requires the sweetest sugar to bring out its deliciousness. Only Willy Wonka's sugar is up to par.

************: Gotcha...

Newspaper Man: Slugworth plans to transfer the Dark Chocolate over to Wonka's Factory, sweetening it in the process, and then sell Dark Chocolate under the Wonka brand. If the people of Hoburbia ever taste Dark Chocolate, there will be no going back!

************: Okay, I think that's enough exposition for now...

Newspaper Man: But Dark Chocolate is evil stuff! The first time you try it, its delicious, sure... but after that you need more... you crave it...

************: Alright, I'm gonna go now...

Newspaper Man: You just want more and more! You want it sweeter and sweeter, until you can't buy chocolate from anyone else... And then Slugworth has you in his clutches.

************: Seriously, bye!

The Newspaper Man calls out after you as you walk off.

Newspaper Man: Don't eat the Dark Chocolate ************! And remember! The bitter unsweetened base is practically inedible!

Go to the Dark Chocolate Room

Inside the Dark Chocolate Room Whangdoodles hobble to and fro performing menial labour. The room is similar to the Chocolate Room in Willy Wonka's factory, except where there should be a chocolate river is a dried out pit...

Off at one end of the room, past a row of jelly bean bushes, is a large lever with a plaque next to it reading "Chocolate Transfer Switch".

> Climb down into the pit
> Hit the switch (3T)
> Eat Something! (4T)


Green = Valve
Yellow = Lever
Dark Red = Map
Blue = Starting Point

Go to the Valve

There is a large valve here next to a sign that reads: Dark Chocolatifier

Underneath the sign are some markings etched into the wall: ul ur dr

The Dark Chocolatifier is currently off.

The ul ur dr stands for the levers you have to turn, Up Left, Up Right and Down Right.

Once those levers are turned on go back to the Valve and turn it.

You put all your weight into it and turn the valve. Success! The Dark Chocolatifier starts buzzing and chugging.

Leave the Pit

> Hit the switch (3T)

You manage to sneak past all the Whangdoodle Laborers and hit the chocolate transfer switch.

Chocolate starts to pour out of the pipes lining the large pit in the center of the room, glorping out delicious chocolate. Soon enough there is a chocolate river flowing through the center of the room.

Now you can either go to the Evil Offices and beat the moose again or you just go straight to the Chocolate Room. The River should now be dried out so enter the pit

The Map is the exact same as in the Dark Chocolate Room so do the same thing as before but beware! This time you have to turn the Down Left and Up Right Levers to be able to turn the sweetener off.

You put all your weight into it and turn the valve. Success! The Chocolate Sweetener powers down with a whimper.

> Climb out of the pit

Go to the Dark Chocolate Room again and Hit the switch one last time.

You try sneaking past the Whangdoodles to hit the switch, but one of them spots you.

Whangdoodle Laborer: STOP THERE YOU!

Fight with Whangdoodle Laborer:

Great success, you win!
You crush the Whangdoodle Laborer. It collapses to the floor. You hop over it and hit the chocolate transfer switch.

The chocolate in the chocolate river glurbles and blorps as it slowly drains, leaving nothing but a sticky brown pit in the middle of the room.

You hear the Whangdoodle Shift Manager call out to all the laborers.



The Whangdoodle's all sit down in the center of the Dark Chocolate Room for a rowsing game of Boggle.

Go back to the Chocolate Room.

The Oompa Loompas are all rushing up and down along the Bank of the Chocolate River, stirring the Dark Chocolate. The scene is fairly hectic. You'd probably better not go near the river for now. Maybe snack on some of the candy foliage instead?

> Eat Something! (4T)

After you're done snacking you hear the front door of the Chocolate Room burst open! Charlie himself walks in and begins talking loudly at the Oompa Loompas.

Charlie: The Dark Chocolate is ready then? Excellent. I want Dark Chocolate Wonka Bars in production and selling in candy stores within 24 hours!

Oompa Loompa #36: Yes sir!

Charlie marches out of the Chocolate Room.

Day 15 is done
Day 16:

Visit Grandpa, oh wow do I really have to say this every day? Oh well...

Grandpa Joe: Hey ************. Have you tried A Dark Chocolate Wonka Bar yet? They just came out today. There's a big line over at the Candy Store... but I'm to old to go myself... Would you do your old Grandpa Joe a favor and pick him up a Dark Chocolate Wonka Bar? Pick one up for yourself too.

Go to the Candy Shop

A huge line snakes around the Candy Store, filled with children, hobos, cripples, mental patients... Practically the whole city has come out for the unveiling of the Dark Chocolate Wonka Bar!

> Cut in line (3T)
> Beg someone to let you cut in line (5T)
> Wait patiently for your turn... (20T)

Make your way to the front of the line. I don't care how but you need to know that you have to be a pretty good fighter to make the fight and begging is absolutely not for beginners.

You get in the back of the line and patiently wait your turn. Lame, but effective.

> Head inside the Candy Store

Buy 2 Dark Chocolate Wonka Bars and head back to Grandpa

Grandpa Joe: have you gotten some Dark Chocolate Wonka Bars yet? You go first ************... I'm too frightened...

Eat one of the newly bought Wonka Bars

You consumed the Dark Chocolate Wonka Bar. It's... it's completely awful. There's absolutely no sugar in the thing! It's the bitterest chocolate you've ever tasted! You regretfully gain 3 awake. You peel off the Wonka Wrapper and stuff it inside your unusually large backpack.

Go to Grandpa once again

You hand the Dark Chocolate Wonka Bar over to Grandpa Joe. He rips the wrapper off hungrily and shoves a big bite of dark chocolate into his mouth.

He spits it out almost immediately.

Grandpa Joe: This... this is the bitterest chocolate I've ever tasted! They didn't put any sugar in it! This... this is a travesty! Why... if I had full control of my legs I'd march right over to that Chocolate Factory and give them a piece of my mind!

Go to the Chocolate Factory.

Outside the Chocolate Factory is gathered a huge crowd, all yelling and waving pitchforks.

Angry Mob Member: We want Wonka!

Other Angry Mob Member: I've had that horrible bitter taste in my mouth all day! I demand a refund!

Yet Another Angry Mob Member: Dark Chocolate is a lie!

This mob is way too thick and angry. You're just going to have to wait for it to disperse before you can get back into the Chocolate Factory.

Go to Grandpa yet again

Grandpa Joe: What happened to Willy Wonka... His chocolates used to be so delicious... but this... this Dark Chocolate... It's a disgrace!

Go to the Dark Chocolate Room

The Whangdoodles are all standing around shaking their legs.



> Eat Something! (4T)

After you're done snacking you hear the front door of the Dark Chocolate Room burst open! A chill bursts over the room...

It's Slugworth, and he's angry!

Slugworth: Why was there no sugar in the Dark Chocolate Bars? I WANT ANSWERS! YOU!!!

Slugworth points to the Whangdoodle Shift Manager.


Slugworth: DAMMIT! Wonka's got a man on the inside! How did he do it?... Why were you and your Whangdoodles not aware of this intruder? ANSWER ME!

The Whangdoodle Shift Manager starts sweating bullets.

> Keep listening...

Whangdoodle Shift Manager: ...SIR...WE SENSED NO INTRUDERS...

Slugworth: You were in charge when this occured, were you not?

Whangdoodle Shift Manager: ...YES MR. SLUGWORTH.

Slugworth: I cannot allow this kind of INCOMPETENCE!!

The veins on Slugworth's forehead start to bulge. In his sinister rage he picks up the Whangdoodle and tosses him across the room. The Whangdoodle smashes into the Chocolate Transfer lever, breaking it off its hinges and rendering it inoperable. All the Whangdoodles in the Dark Chocolate Room stand muted until one whispers...

Whangdoodle Laborer: such power...

Slugworth: I want Willy Wonka transferred to the Chocolateboarding Room in the Executive Dungeon! I believe I have a few questions for him...

Slugworth storms out of the room. The Whangdoodles all stand in petrified silence. You hear a whisper from nearby...


It's the Whangdoodle Shift Manager Slugworth tossed across the room.

> Help him

Whangdoodle Shift Manager: ARE YOU THE GOLDEN TICKET HOLDER...

************: Save your strength... You need help...


************: Let me get you a band-aid... or a hot compress....


************: Why are you helping me?


You make the sign of the W on your chest and crawl over to the jelly bean bush. Sure enough, there is a 24hourglass switch, just like the last one you turned.

> Turn it

Next to the 24hourglass is a little plaque.

Access Deinventing Room

You turn the 24hourglass over. The sands start to trickle through at a crawl. Nothing to do now but wait for this thing to finish...

Day 16 is done
Day 17:

Surprise surprise go visit Grandpa.

Grandpa Joe: Charlie's over at the Chocolate Factory dodging questions from the press. Everyone's preeeetttyyy angry about the whole Dark Chocolate fiasco. They pulled it off the market in less than 24 hours!

Head on over to the Chocolate Factory.

As you approach the Chocolate Factory, you spot a crowd of reporters grilling Charlie.

Reporter 1: Prime Minister! What do you make of Dark Chocolate's abysmal reception with the public?

Reporter 2: Prime Minister! Why has Willy Wonka not made a statement?

Reporter 3: Prime Minister! Why did Wonka Corp. assist in faking Mr. Wonka's death?

Reporter 4: Mr. Charlie! Why does everyone keep calling you prime minister?

Man, Charlie's sweatin' bullets up there....

> Squeeze past into the Factory

Instead of going there go to Slugworth's Fortress and enter the Deinventing Room.

You enter the Deinventing Room and find it filled with all sorts of diabolical machinery built only for destruction. You hear voices from behind a machine called the Ripaparter. You hide and listen in.


Whangdoodle Slacker Guard: YEAH MAN... BUT I UH... I CAN'T GET DOWN THERE...

Whangdoodle Slacker Guard's Buddy: WHAT? WHY NOT?


Whangdoodle Slacker Guard's Buddy: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BROWNIES?


Whangdoodle Slacker Guard's Buddy: C'MON, I'LL LET YOU INTO THE DUNGEON...

The Whangdoodle Guards walk past you and enter the Evilevator.

> Have a look around the place...

Ok this doesn't have to do with the Adventure but it still something many of you might wanna know.

You toss the Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots into the Ripaparter. There are a bunch of gnawing and gnashing sounds and then a popping noise. The following pop out of the conveyor belt:

You take the Dippin Dots and place it into your trolly.

Back to the Adventure. Go grab $1000 from your Piggy Bank and go to the Wellness Clinic.

You head inside the Wellness Clinic and plop down $1000 on the counter. The dreadlocked fellow behind the counter points you towards a room full of bean bag chairs and video game consoles.

You play a few rounds of Mario Kart like normal before you notice a plate of brownies next to the tv set.

************: What's up with the brownies?

Wellness Clinic Regular: Oh, some freaky moose lookin guy was in here the other day bogarting the Mario Kart controller. He left those behind. You can grab one if you want, but watch out man, those are special brownies.

You grab a brownie off the tray.

You take the Special Brownie and place it into your trolly.

Now that you found the Brownie you might want to find out what's inside... I mean the 'Special' has to mean something. Go to the Deinventing Room.

You toss the Special Brownie into the Ripaparter. There are a bunch of gnawing and gnashing sounds and then a popping noise. The following pop out of the conveyor belt:

You get the Dungeon Security Clearance Badge.

Equip the Badge from your bag and go to the Executive Dungeon.

This riddle is even harder than the one in the parking garage but the solution is pretty much the same. First move all tiles to one side and this time it really has to be one side then you move them to the middle.

You manage to clear a path through the Executive Dungeon. You can hear muffled cries coming from the end of the corridor ahead... It looks like there is a prison cell down there...

[Walk on down the hall...]

You walk down the corridor and find the cell door is open, and there are voices coming from inside. You hide just around the corner and listen in...

Willy Wonka: ...Charlie.... why?

Charlie: ...Slugworth wants to know Wonka, why was the sweetener off? Nobody will ever try dark chocolate now.

Willy Wonka: I don't know what you're talking about! Listen... this isn't you Charlie! You don't have to do this! Remember when you first came to my factory, golden ticket in hand-

Charlie: That little boy is dead!...


Charlie: Yes. Make him talk. Do whatever you have to.

Willy Wonka: Charlie...

You press yourself into the shadows as Charlie leaves the dungeon cell, visibly distraught, and heads for the Evilevator.

Whangdoodle Torturer: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU TALK WONKA!

You hear some muffled gasps and what sounds like something being poured...

> Sneak inside the prison cell...

You tiptoe inside the prison cell to find a terrible scene...The Whangdoodle Torturer has Willy Wonka strapped to the ground, a rag draped over his face...

Whangdoodle Torturer: HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK WONKA...

The Whangdoodle produces a vat filled to the brim with a thick brown chocolate. He tips the vat over and begins pouring it all over the rag covering Willy Wonka's face. Wonka coughs and sputters from underneath the rag for a moment before the Whangdoodle lets up.

Willy Wonka: It's so smooth and chocolatey... but I can't breath...


The Whangdoodle tips the vat over once more. Wonka coughs and thrashes for a minute before the Whangdoodle relinquishes.


Willy Wonka: What do you mean... that question doesn't even make sense...

Whangdoodle Torturer: WRONG ANSWER WONKA!

Wonka tries to kick free in a desperate attempt to get some air, but his bonds are too strong. The Whangdoodle positions the vat purposefully as he pours, covering every inch of Wonka's rag-covered face in smothering chocolate.

> Do something! (3T)


************: Stop right there!

Fight with Whangdoodle Torturer:

Great success, you win!
You crush the Whangdoodle Torturer.

> Free Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka gasps for air as you pull the chocolate-soaked rag from his face and untie his bonds.

Willy Wonka: ...Golden Ticket Holder... Thank you...

You help Willy Wonka into a resting position against the wall.

Willy Wonka: Slugworth... must be stopped...

************: You're weak... Where is Slugworth?

Willy Wonka: I don't know... but HE might.

Wonka points to the Whangdoodle Torturer who is laying on the ground groaning.

************: I'll make him talk.

> Make him talk

Don't bother about killing him. He would kill you if he'd get the chance and free Willy will stop you before you overdo it.

You grab the Whangdoodle Torturer and drag him over towards the vat of chocolate.

************: Where is Slugworth?

Whangdoodle Torturer: I... DON'T KNOW...

You grab the Whangdoodle and shove his head into the vat of chocolate. He thrashes and kicks before you pull him out.

************: Where is Slugworth?

Whangdoodle Torturer: MR. SLUGWORTH... DOES NOT TELL US...

You shove his head back under the chocolate and hold it there for a minute.

> Hold the thrashing Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: Please... ************...

> Hold him under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: Please stop ************! Can't you see he doesn't know! This isn't necessary!

> Hold the thrashing Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: This is wrong. This is wrong...

> Hold the weakly moving Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: Oh God! I think I'm going to be sick. Please stop ************...

> Hold the weakly moving Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: I don't think he's moving. Please stop. Please!

> Hold the still, lifeless body of the Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

You hold the Whangdoodle's head under the chocolate for another minute. Willy Wonka calls out feebly from behind you.

Will Wonka: He's dead. He's already dead. Please, have some decency!

> Hold the still, lifeless, pale body of the Whangdoodle under for another minute
> Pull him out

Willy Wonka starts sobbing in the corner.

************: Ah geez... fine...

You pull the Whangdoodle's head out of the chocolate. He gasps desperately for air.

************: Where is Slugworth?!?

Whangdoodle Torturer: Huuuhhh... Evil... Executive.... *gasp* Suite.... huff huff huff....

************: How do I gain access to the Executive Suite?

Whangdoodle Torturer: ...Only two people... with... access... Slugworth and... Charlie... Over there... on the wall...

The Whangdoodle points to an hourglass switch on the dungeon wall.

Whangdoodle Torturer: That will... open the way to the... Fizzy Falling Soda Pit... That's the best I can do...

You walk over and flip the hourglass before returning to the Whangdoodle's side.

************: Thanks for the info.

You slam the Whangdoodle's head into the side of the chocolate vat, knocking him unconcious. Willy Wonka begins to sob even more loudly in the corner.

************: ...Let's get you out of here...

> Take Willy Wonka somewhere safe

Grandpa Joe: Hello ************... Who's this you've got with you... Oh my! Is that...

Willy Wonka: Yes... it's me... Willy Wonka...

************: He's weak. He needs rest. Can you keep him safe and feed him for the evening?

Grandpa Joe: Well... we're not supposed to have guests...

************: Grandpa Joe!

Grandpa Joe: Alright! He can sleep on the couch in the activity room... But I'm not missing Law & Order because of him!

You leave Willy Wonka to get some rest at the nursing home and promise you'll be back tomorrow.

Nothing to do now but wait for Willy Wonka to recover...

Day 17 is done
Day 18:

Set your day of with a good nice visit at Grandpa's

Grandpa Joe: Hello ************... What? Willy who?

Willy Wonka rushes out of the activity room.

Willy Wonka: I'm right here... and I'm ready to take my factory back! Let's go!

Then take a little walk to the Chocolate Factory

You and Willy Wonka approach the Chocolate Factory together. Wonka calls out to the towering factory before him.

Willy Wonka: I want my factory back! DO YOU HEAR ME CHARLIE BUCKET!? I WANT IT BACK!!!

There is a moment's silence, and then slowly, the front door of the factory opens. You see someone in a purple coat and top hat step out and approach the gates where you and Willy Wonka stand.

Evil Willy Wonka: Welcome. I've been expecting you.

Willy Wonka: You... Imposter!

Willy Wonka rushes the Wonka clone and tackles him! The Evil Wonka laughs maniacally as the two purple-clad figures tussle and trade blows on the ground! Suddenly, the front door of the factory flies open and somebody runs out holding a pistol!

Charlie: Stop it! Stop it right now! Both of you! Get up!

Charlie aims the pistol at the pair of Wonkas, his hands trembling.

Charlie: I'll... I'll do it... I'll shoot...

> geez...the tension!

Evil Willy Wonka: C'mon Charlie! Shoot him already!

Willy Wonka: No Charlie! Listen to your heart! Remember that first time you visited my factory! The tour? The Glass Elevator ride?

Charlie: Shut up old man! What were you thinking, putting me in charge of the Factory like that? I was just a kid dammit! JUST A KID!

Willy Wonka: Charlie...

Charlie: I just wanted to be a child... to play... to have fun... instead I spent day in day out in this... this damned factory! YOU STOLE ME LIFE FROM ME!

Evil Willy Wonka: Do it Charlie... End it!

Charlie: I... I... I can't do this... You do it!

Charlie tosses you the pistol and runs away, past the gates and away from the factory.

> Looks like it's up to you...

Willy Wonka: Just... put down the gun ************...

Evil Willy Wonka: No! Kill the imposter! I'm the real Willy Wonka!

Willy Wonka: What! I'm definitely the real Willy Wonka! Don't shoot me! Shoot him, ************!

Evil Willy Wonka: Look ************... You'll have to shoot us both... Just to be safe!

> Shoot the one on the left
> Shoot the one on the right

Do whatever you feel like because in the end it doesn't matter what you do you won't kill anyone

************: You can't fool me!

You pull the trigger and *KAPOW*!

You land a bullet straight into the Evil Wonka's shoulder!

Evil Wonka: Hissssss.... ooooOOOOOWWWWWW... You... shot me!

The Evil Wonka runs off towards Slugworth's Fortress.

Willy Wonka: You go after him ************! I'll take care of things here at the Chocolate Factory! Quick! Go!

Wonka rushes back inside his factory. Guess you'd better go after the Evil Wonka...

Now that you are warmed up run over to the Fortress and enter the Fizzy Soda Falling Room.

The Evil Willy Wonka stands on the edge of the Fizzy Falling Soda Pit, drinking some kind of strange fizzy liquid...

Evil Willy Wonka: Come and get me ************! Hehehehe!

He leaps straight into the pit and disappears into the blackness.

> Leap into the pit

Leave and reenter the room

A metal walkway circles around a giant pit in the center of the room. On the other side of the room, built into the wall is a strange machine. Next to it is a sign.

Lead Dispenser $5000

You peer down into the pit in the center of the room. A strong gust of wind hits your face as you
peer down. You see nothing but black...

> Leap into the pit
> Purchase a Bar of Lead ($5000)

Now that you got your weights why don't you try to take 'em to the Candy Shop...errrrr I mean Inventing Room.

You toss the following onto the conveyor belt: Bar of Soap, Soda Water, Bar of Lead. You peddle the bike for a minute. Buzzing and steaming sounds eminate from the compactor until there is a loud popping noise. It's done! You go over to the conveyor belt and pick up your prize...

You take the Fizzy Falling Soda and place it into your trolly.

You seem a little powered out so why not try what you just invented?

You chug the Fizzy Falling Soda. The lead lines your stomach and makes you feel really heavy. Uhhhh...

You're heavier than normal. You're slowed down a bit, but you pack a more powerful punch!

Dang... instead of making things easier you just got heavier... oh well then I guess you must fall into a giant pit and I just know the perfect place to do that. So continue your workout and run back to the Fizzy Soda Falling Room. Now dare and jump into the pit.

Inside the Fizzy Falling Soda Pit, you're falling down. What will you do?

> Do a breast stroke~~~~~> from now on referred to as "o"
> Do a flip~~~~~> from now on referred to as "o"
> Dogpaddle~~~~~> from now on referred to as "o"
> Burp~~~~~> from now on referred to as "b"

To make it to the bottom alive you will have to follow my directions exactly and do not try to improvise at any time! I will write down a combination of o and b and you will have to click in that exact order with the exact amount listed so "3o 5b o" would mean you first click on one of the things referred to as "o" 3 times then burb 5 times and at the end you do the same o-referral as in the beginning. This is important to optimize to stat. gaining during the fall so DO NOT alternate the type of o-referral, if you have decided on 1 stay with it our you will waste precise stats you could have eaned. Ok here we go:

o 8*b o 2*b o b o

You ignore your impending doom and doggypaddle a bit. It propels you downwards a bit, but those doggystrokes are agood workout for the arms.

You gained 0.197 power.

You land at the bottom of the pit with a slight thud. It smarts a little, but you're not hurt. It's pitch black at the bottom, and it smells pretty awful...

Suddenly, somebody lights a match! You see the creepy stitched face of the Evil Wonka Clone smiling at you illuminated by the dim flickering light.

Evil Wonka: I'm going to finish you off for Master Slugworth! Yes! Then he will reward me as his most loyal and prized servant!

Fight with Evil Willy Wonka Clone:

Great success, you win!
You defeated the Evil Willy Wonka Clone!

The Evil Willy Wonka Clone crashes to the floor, defeated and lifeless...

Behind him you notice one of those Hourglass Switches...

> Turn the Hourglass...

Next to the hourglass is a sign reading Access Scheming Room

You flip the hourglass over and the sand begins to pour through the middle. Gotta wait a while more it seems...

Maybe you should go check on Willy Wonka...

You burp out the rest of your soda and float back to the top of the Pit.

Complete your training by making one last run to the Chocolate Factory

You walk up to the Chocolate Factory to find Willy Wonka waiting for you surrounded by Oompa Loompas. His shoulder is bandaged up...

************: ...Sorry about shooting you. I wonder when this might have happened because like you might have noticed I shot the Clone and not Wonka himself but I guess I was sleep-walking again and shot him in my dreams... oh well... he'll survive it

Wonka is silent.

************: So, I killed the Evil Wonka. Now what?

Willy Wonka: ...We wait. I'm not certain what happened to Charlie... but we MUST find him... make him know that it's not too late...

************: And Slugworth?

Willy Wonka: His power grows daily... He must be stopped soon ************... Or I fear the worst will happen... We will reconvene and discuss this more tomorrow. For now I'm... tired...

Willy Wonka hobbles back into his factory. Nothing to do now but wait....

Day 18 is done
Day 19:

Visit Grandpa as usual.

Grandpa Joe: ************!!! Whangdoodles are infesting the Hoburbs! Oh me oh my!

************: Don't worry Grandpa Joe. I'll do something about it!

Grandpa Joe: Do something about what?

************: ...The Whangdoodle infestation...

Grandpa Joe: Whangdoodles... Oh that reminds ************! I forgot to tell you! Whangdoodles are infesting the Hoburbs!

Go to the Chocolate Factory to find Willy Wonka and some Directors.

You find Willy Wonka standing out front of his factory flanked by several of the Directors.

Willy Wonka: ************! Thank goodness you're here! Slugworth has sent a small army of Whangdoodles to wreak havoc in the Hoburbs! I knew things would turn violent, but so soon...

************: What do we do?

Director 7: Correction. What do YOU do is the question.

Director 4: For liability reasons we have decided it is in Willy Wonka's best interest to remain here, at the factory.

Willy Wonka: You may of course make use of anything in the factory to aid you in vanquishing the Whangdoodles. They are particularly fond of my chocolate for instance. If you had something empty to put it in, you could use it as a lure of sorts... What you would doompity doo after that is, of course, up to you.

Willy Wonka winks at you knowingly. It's a little weird...

You could walk inside the Factory now but there is nothing for you to find so go explore the Hoburbs a little.

Inside the Hoburbs, Whangdoodles run about tearing up lawns and generally causing a ruckus. You take a quick count and estimate there are about 100 of the freaky bastards.

> Set out a keg for them (1T)
> Attack one of them (3T)
> Ignore them and explore the Hoburbs (5T)

You set a chocolate filled keg out on the street. Immediately 5 of the whangdoodles stop their pillaging to gorge themselves on the chocolate.

You've set out 1 Chocolate Filled Kegs.

> Attack one of them (3T)
> Ignore them and explore the Hoburbs (5T)
> Assess the situation

Inside the Hoburbs, Whangdoodles run about tearing up lawns and generally causing a ruckus. You take a quick count and estimate there are about 100 of the freaky bastards.

5 of them are gorging themselves on the 1 chocolate filled kegs you set out

> Set out a keg for them (1T)
> Attack one of them (3T)
> Ignore them and explore the Hoburbs (5T)

Continue to set out kegs until there are 19 out there and you get the following:

Inside the Hoburbs, Whangdoodles run about tearing up lawns and generally causing a ruckus. You take a quick count and estimate there are about 100 of the freaky bastards.

95 of them are gorging themselves on the 19 chocolate filled kegs you set out.

> That's probably enough kegs...

This is the point to call in your personal army to use your Loompa Whistle

You blow on the Loompa Whistle. Suddenly, two dozen Oompa Loompas in military regalia appear from nowhere.

Oompa Loompa #12: Ready for our attack sir!

The Oompa Loompas sneak down the Hoburban Streets to where the Whangdoodles are gorging on the chocolate you set out for them...

Oompa Loompa #24: Attack!!!

The Whangdoodles, so distracted by the chocolate, are taken completely by surpise! The Oompa Loompas manage to take out 89 of the Whangdoodles before retreating back to the safety of the Chocolate Factory!

Your army has done their job just fine but now you will have to take out the remaining on your own.

Fight with Whangdoodle:

Great success, you win!
You crush the Whangdoodle. It collapses to the pavement.

You've cleared the Hoburbs of all the Whangdoodles!

Go back to the Chocolate Factory to tell Willy Wonka of your great victory ovet the Whandoodles.

You find Willy Wonka standing out front of his factory flanked by several of the Directors.

Willy Wonka: You did it ************! This is a major blow to Slugworth! Unfortunately I fear that in defeat his anger will only grow...

Willy Wonka looks around at the Directors flanking him.

Willy Wonka: Please meet me in my Executive Suite. There is something we must discuss in private.

Go inside the Chocolate Factory and enter the Executive Suite.

You step out of the Wonkavator and into Willy Wonka's executive suite. It's extravagantly furnished. There's a huge window looking out over all of Hoburbia. Two plush couches form an L shape in front of a huge plasma screen TV. In one corner of the room you spot another elevator, different from the Wonkavator. This one seems to be made almost entirely of glass...

Willy Wonka: Welcome to my suite.

Willy Wonka grabs a gumdrop off a gumdrop tree potted near the window and pops it in his mouth.

Willy Wonka: Slugworth is getting more bold. I don't doubt he'll want to attack my factory soon. He had a taste of control through his underlings... that Evil Clone and... Charlie...

Will Wonka flinches almost imperceptibly at his own mention of Charlie.

Willy Wonka: ...This is all my fault. I created the Everlasting Gobstoppers. I knew their power then... but I was young and foolhardy... and now look. Slugworth is threatening to destroy everything I've built, and the very safeguards I put in place to protect my most inspired creation may be my own undoing.

He paces back towards his desk, picks up a chocolate covered apple from an ornate golden bowl, and takes a bite.

Willy Wonka: There is a failsafe built into the design of the gobstoppers. All four MUST be destroyed before Slugworth can be stopped, so listen closely...

> Listen up...

Willy Wonka: The Gobstoppers are all linked. They share a common consciousness. While one survives, in a way, they all survive. When Slugworth fell into the Everlasting Gobstopper vat, he fused with that consciousness. That is why he cannot be destroyed while they exist... Are you following me?

************: ...Kinda... Well actually not really.

Willy Wonka: Good. Because of this shared mindspace, they learn from each other. When one is destroyed, the others adapt and cannot be destroyed in the same way. This means you must get rid of each one in a unique way. Unfortunately, with each Gobstopper's destruction, Slugworth will learn more and gain new immunities. In effect it will make him more powerful, but he will at least be mortal.

************: Gotcha. Destroy the Gobtsoppers, then Slugworth. Isn't there one more Gobstopper though?

Willy Wonka: ...Yes... It belongs to Charlie Bucket... You'll have to get it from him...

Willy Wonka sits down on the couch and rests his forehead on his palms.

Willy Wonka: Now... if you'll excuse me... I need some time... Once you...acquire... the final Gobstopper... we'll discuss how to destroy them. Goodbye, until then...

Although the day is already over you should still check your mail.


Dear ************,

Long have I lived with the sins of my past. I know now it was I who chose this path for myself. There is only one thing left for me to do now...

Meet me tomorrow in the scheming room of Arthur Slugworth's Evil Fortress.


Day 19 is done
Day 20:

Let me think what you have to do.... oh yeah right... Visit Grandpa.... I'm really starting to hate that guy...

Grandpa Joe: Have you been back to the Candy Store recently ************? Even with all this chaos going on, Willy Wonka is still creating some of the most delicious new candies around.

Remember that letter I told you to read? It told you to go to the Scheming Room over in the Fortress. Do so.

Inside the Scheming Room you find Charlie, sitting at the long Scheming Table.

Charlie: Ah, there you are ************. I've been waiting for you. There are a few things I must say before we get down to business...

************: Business?

Charlie: I have spent much time in this room of late, going over these diagrams and schematics with Mr. Slugworth. This for example...

Charlie points to a map on the wall covered in sloppy writing and tacks.

Charlie: This details a plot to disrupt all the traffic in Hoburbia with a series of well timed explosions. And this one...

He points to a list on the wall.

Charlie: This one is a step by step on a scheme to poison everyone at the soup kitchen by injecting rat poison into all of that idiot Eddie's soap bars.

Charlie opens his arms wide in a dramatic gesture.

Charlie: There's hundreds of schemes like this, each one more diabolical than the last. He's mad ************. Slugworth is batshit insane.

> But I thought you were in league with Slugworth...

Charlie: I... I thought I was. But the other day, when I was holding that pistol... Something broke inside me. All my anger flowed out and I realized I was letting my own hatred destroy thse around me.

************: Okay, this is getting kind of emo.

Charlie: ...You're right of course. Let's get to it. Slugworth must be stopped, and that can only happen if all the Everlasting Gobstoppers are destroyed. I believe you have all but one...

Charlie taps his chest.

Charlie: Mine... It's bonded with me ************. To get it you'll have to kill me.

> There's got to be another way!

Charlie: There is no other way... And if you won't take it from me by choice... I'll force you to take it!

Charlie begins to... transform. His arms and legs start to grow. His two eyes merge into one huge eye... his belt turns white!

************: Wha? What's going on?

Charlie: This is my true form, the Emoclops! Prepare yourself!

> Fight with charlie (3T)

You whip out your mop and wave it around in front of Charlie. He hisses and screeches. The Bitterness from the stale coffee is counteracting the energy from the Everlasting Gobstopper!

Fight with Charlie Bucket:

Great success, you win!
You defeated Charlie! He falls to the ground, breathing heavily and clutching his chest... He transforms back into his orginal form...

> Charlie! Oh no!

Charlie collapses to the floor clutching his chest.

Charlie: This is the... end... my friend....

************: Don't say that Charlie!

Charlie: ...Thank... you... ************... Tell Willy Wonka... his chocolate... is delicious....

************: NooooOOoOOOOooOOOOoOOoO!

Something glowing eminates from Charlie's chest. You reach out and grab it.

You get the Everlasting Gobstopper

> Carry Charlie's body back to the Chocolate Factory

You rush up to the Chocolate Factory carrying Charlie's body. Willy Wonka is there at the gates, waiting for you, surrounded by a rather solemn looking group of Oompa Loompas.

************: I'm sorry... there's nothing I could do...

You lay the body on the ground. Wonka leans down and closes Charlie's eyes.

Willy Wonka: Damn you Slugworth... DAMN YOU!

After a moment of silence the Oompa Loompas carefully lift Charlie's body and carry it inside the factory.

Willy Wonka: Please... meet me in my Suite... I... need a moment...

Willy Wonka walks back in the factory.

> Head inside...

Go to the Executive Suite.

You step inside Wonka's Executive Suite to find him staring out the window.

Willy Wonka: I knew you would have to kill Charlie to get the Gobstopper. Charlie must've known it too. Don't feel bad.

************: I feel fine!

Willy Wonka: We'll be holding a service for Charlie tomorrow in the Chocolate Room. I would... appreciate it if you came.

************: ...fiiinnneee.

Willy Wonka: Would you... hand me the Gobstopper? Charlie's Gobstopper?

> Hand it to him
> Hell no! It's mine!

You hand over the Gobstopper. Willy Wonka holds it ponderously for a moment before setting it down on the table and pulling out a revolver.

Willy Wonka: I could destroy this right now... But I'll let you decide.

************: What? Why me?

Willy Wonka: Remember what I told you? Each Gobstopper must be destroyed in a unique way, and whatever method you use, Slugworth will be immune against.

Willy Wonka lifts the gun and points it straight at the Everlasting Gobstopper.

Willy Wonka: So if I pull this trigger, any guns you may have will be useless against Slugworth. So... should I pull the trigger or not?

> No don't!
> Go ahead. Shoot.

It's up to you whether you want to use guns against Slugworth or not but some people suggest that the old adventure weapon, the Sting, might be a gun as well and besides you could still shoot one later on, I guess. Important thing is that you remember what you did and you know that you can't kill Slugworth with those kind of weapons you used to destroy the Gobstoppers with. I myself chose not to let Willy shot it. If you do this will happen:

Willy Wonka pulls the trigger and the Everlasting Gobstopper explodes into a million pieces.

*********: ...Everlasting my ass.

Willy Wonka: You will have to destroy the rest using some other method. We'll discuss it more tomorrow after the... the funeral. If you'll leave me now... I'd like to rest.

> Back to Wonkavator

If not:

Willy Wonka pockets the gun.

Willy Wonka: Well, alright then. It's your choice.

He hands the Everlasting Gobstopper back to you.

Willy Wonka: You will have to destroy all four of them. We'll discuss it more tomorrow after the... the funeral. If you'll leave me now... I'd like to rest.

Day 20 is done
Day 21:Visit the old Grandpa to know what's going on.

Grandpa Joe: Big funeral going on over at the Chocolate Factory today. Somebody named Charlie Bucket. For some reason I feel like I recognize the name...

A nurse walks out into the meeting area carrying a clipboard.

Nurse: Joe? Joe Bucket? It's time for your sponge bath, if you could just come with me...

Grandpa Joe: Oh goody!

The Nurse takes Grandpa Joe by the arm and leads him away.

Go to the Chocolate Room.

You step into the Chocolate Room to find Willy Wonka gathered with all the Oompa Loompas and the Directors. Charlie's body is resting in a boat banked on the shore of the Chocolate River.

Willy Wonka: ************, welcome. I'm glad you could make it. We were just about to begin the service...

> Take your place among the bereaved

Willy Wonka takes his place next to the boat holding Charlie's body and takes off his hat.

Willy Wonka: Ladies and Gentlemen... Oompas and Loompas... Charlie, were he with us today, would have wanted me to keep this brief, so all I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.

Several Oompa Loompas move forward and push the boat out into the center of the Chocolate River, where it begins floating away of its own volition.

Willy Wonka: Fire the arrow.

An Oompa Loompa steps forward and fires a flaming arrow at the ship. It hits square on and the blazing funeral boat illuminates the darkness of the Chocolate Tunnel as it slowly floats out of view.

The crowd begins to disperse when a frantic looking hobo rushes into the Chocolate Room.

Frantic Hobo: I bring terrible news!

> Listen up...

Willy Wonka: Hey! How did you get in here!

Frantic Hobo: Nevermind that! Somebody set fire to Pickety Pete's!

You whistle nonchalantly.

Director #4: Didn't that happen... like... a few weeks ago?

Frantic Hobo: Well... yeah. But he rebuilt! And now it's on fire AGAIN!

Everyone kinda shrugs their shoulders and continues solemnly moping about. Willy Wonka walks up to you and speaks with a low voice.

Willy Wonka: Hmmm. Arson at Pete's. You might want to check that out... Go take a look, then come back and meet me in my suite. And don't take too long. Those Gobstoppers need to be destroyed SOON.

Go to Pickety Pete's Protest Palace.

It's true. You find the Protest Palace, which recently finished reconstruction ablaze, AGAIN.

Pickety Pete: Noooooo! I poured the last of my savings into rebuilding! I'm destitute! Who would do such a thing! MY LIFE IS OVER!

You wonder briefly why on Earth Pete doesn't have insurance when you see a conspicuous looking note with a skull emblem on it taped to the hood of Pete's car. You pick it up and read it.

Pete was the first, but he won't be the last. I'll burn down every building in this city, one by one, unless Willy Wonka hands over control of his factory to me.

If my very simple demand is not met by tomorrow evening, I will burn the Hoburban Nursing Home to the ground. Then I will burn down another building the day after that. And then another, one by one, until the only thing that remains of Hoburbia is ash and a bankrupt Chocolate Factory! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Best regards,
Arthur Slugworth

Uh oh... You'd better let Willy Wonka know about this...

Go to the Executive Suite inside the Chocolate Factory.

You step inside Willy Wonka's Executive Suite.

Willy Wonka: What? Slugworth was behind it? He's going to burn down the city if I don't hand over my factory?

************: ...I didn't say anything... but yeah.

Willy Wonka: I feared things might turn from bad to worse quickly... It is all the more imperative that you destroy those Gobstoppers quickly ************ ! Come see me when you're done!

From here on there are several ways to go by. I will list up every option I found and what they do and then I will tell you what in my opinion you should choose to make the finale battle easier.

1. Candy Store

You walk up to the Candy Store and ask the guy behind the counter if he knows of any good ways to destroy candy.

Candy Store Guy: Ah, glad you ask! I keep a vat of acid in the back for melting defective candies. If you need me to destroy a piece of candy for you, just let me know.

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will make Slugworth immune to candies bought from the candy store

2. Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka: How goes the quest to destroy the Gobstoppers? Have you reconsidered my offer?

Willy Wonka pulls out the revolver.

Willy Wonka: Remember, if I destroy the Gobstopper with this gun, you won't be able to use any guns against Slugworth.

3. Deinventing Room

Inside the Deinventing Room you pull out one of your Everlasting Gobstoppers and consider it thoughtfully.

Destroying the Gobstopper here will render Slugworth immune to anything that can be invented or deinvented

4. Boxing Stadium in Second City

You walk up to the boxing stadium and notice there's actually a fight today! Weird!

You head inside and see two huge guys beating each other bloody in the ring. You consider tossing an Everlasting Gobstopper in the ring and seeing what happens...

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will increase Slugworth's strength

5. The ending point of the Red Light District

You climb up to the top of Mount Conservation, and head straight for the Recycling Bin. You pull out one of your Everlasting Gobstoppers and consider it thoughtfully.

Destroying the Gobstopper here will render your Sting, Mithril Grocery Bag, and Mystery Hat useless against Slugworth.

6. Trainstation in Second City

You're hanging out on the trainstation platform when you get a fancy idea. You see a train approaching at high speed and consider tossing one of your Everlasting Gobstoppers onto the tracks...

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will increase Slugworth's speed

7. Suicide Hill

You pull out one of the Everlasting Gobstoppers and ask Greg if he would mind crushing it with one of his wrecking balls.

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will increase Slugworth's power

8. Corner 7/11

As you approach the 7/11 you pull out one of your Everlasting Gobstoppers and consider tossing it in the side industrial bin.

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will make Slugworth immune to things found in the garbage

9. Walmart

You head inside WalMart and wander around looking for something to help
you destroy one of your Gobstoppers... Man this place is huge... Ah!
There it is! The 'Destruction' aisle.

You pull a sledgehammer off the rack and consider what you're about to do.

Destroying the Gobstopper in this fashion will make Slugworth immune to things purchased from WalMart

imo the best way of doing this after I finished day 22 is to go by options #3, #7, #8 and #9... I wish I'd had known that before... oh well still beat Slugworth.

Once you decided on what you want to do go back to Willy in the Executive Suite.

Willy Wonka: You've done it ************! Wonderful! Then Slugworth can finally be destroyed... Rest up dear friend, for tomorrow you face the battle of your life...

************: Y'know what, I want to know how this all became MY responsibility.

Day 21 is done
Day 22:

First of all go to Grandpa.

As you step into the Nursing Home you notice the place is crawling with men in black suits and ties and armed Oompa Loompas.

Grandpa Joe: ************! Do you know what's going on? Are we in danger? Did Willy Wonka send all these people?

Go to the Executive Suite inside the Chocolate Factory.

Willy Wonka: ************! It's time! Find Slugworth and end him! If there's anything I can do to help, you know where to find me! Oh, and one more thing...

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out something.

Willy Wonka: We found this in Charlie's pocket. It may prove useful.

You get the Full Access Evil Security Badge

Go to the Evil Executive Suite but before you have to equip the the Cane that Wonka gave you some time ago.

You step inside the Evil Executive Suite. Two rows of torches follow a long velvet carpet, leading to a giant skull throne. Sitting on the throne, grinning evily is...

Arthur Slugworth: Hello ************. I'm glad you could make it. You see, I knew you would have to come if I threatened to burn down the very nursing home where your Grandfather is currently living.

************: You know he's not really my Grandfather...

Arthur Slugworth: You have been quite helpful to Willy Wonka, ************. If it weren't for you, his factory would be under my control right now. You've killed my Evil Willy Wonka Clone, defeated my Whangdoodles, sabotaged my dark chocolate... You're quite crafty.

************: Thanks?

You hear a door clicking locked behind you.

Arthur Slugworth: Someone with your cleverness could be quite useful to me. What do you say ************, will you join me in bringing Hoburbia to its knees and taking Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

> Never!
> Sure, why not?

I just wanted to see if I could take over the world

Arthur Slugworth: ...I'm sorry to hear that ************...

************: What? I said yes!

Arthur Slugworth: I can't very well let you continue to aid Willy Wonka. If you refuse to join me, then I'm afraid I'll just have to kill you.

Slugworth lifts himself off his throne and begins to approach you.

************: No! Seriously, I'll join you! What are you doing?

Arthur Slugworth: Goodbye ************.

> Fight him (5T)

You whip out your Balltop Cane and point it threateningly at Slugworth.

Arthur Slugworth: Is that... Is that Willy Wonka's cane?

Slugworth looks a little worried.

Fight with Arthur Slugworth:

Great success, you win!
You defeated Arthur Slugworth!

Slugworth starts to grumble and moan...

Arthur Slugworth: ...More... powerful... than I thought...

> Continue...

Slugworth slowly stands up.

Arthur Slugworth: I see this isn't going to be so simple...

He stumbles about and begins to transform... Slugworth grows taller and taller... His muscles grow huge and he sprouts wings...

Arthur Slugworth: A...aaaauuggghgGGHGGGHGG!!!

Slugworth stumbles backwards and crashes through the glass window of the Evil Executive Suite! You rush to the window and look out just in time to see Slugworth spread his wings and take flight.

He seems to be headed off in the direction of the Beeramid.

Go to the Beeramid.

You reach the Beeramid and look up to see Slugworth beating his vile wings and emitting a piercing death howl!

You feel a presence behind you. You turn and see... The Newspaper Man?

Newspaper Man: I've come to offer you a bit of advice ************. That creature up there... that is no longer a man. He had fused with the Gobstoppers, but now that they're gone, he is severely weakened. Do you hear that noise he's making?

************: Uh huh.

Newspaper Man: That means he's hungry. His stomach can't handle most foods, it was built for Gobstoppers. Anything else he eats will only harm him and help you. Use this to your advantage.

************: Thanks... Who are you?

Newspaper Man: Oh, I'm just an old man trying to sell some newspapers... Good luck ************... Oh, and if you'd like to learn more about fighting Evil Slugworth, I've got some great literature here you might want to take a look at!

The Newspaper Man pulls out a pamphlet entitled "So you've decided to try and defeat the Dark Angel! 7 Easy steps to get from history to victory.".

> Climb up the Beeramid...
> Read the Pamphlet

You take the pamphlet from the newspaper man and read.

So, you've decided to fight the Dark Angel Slugworth? Here are some things to keep in mind. Follow these easy suggestions, and you'll find yourself King of the Beeramid in no time!

1. Take note of Slugworth's immunities. If you feed Slugworth something he is immune to, he will gain life.
2. If Slugworth is immune to your weapon, your effectiveness in battle will be greatly reduced.
3. Slugworth learns. You can't use the same weapon against him twice or feed him the same thing twice. Switch it up!
4. Slugworth maintains his life total between rounds. Beware though! After each round of fighting Slugworth regains some life!
5. If you feed Slugworth a piece of food with an effect on it, and it hurts him, you will reap the benefits of that effect in the next round of battle.
6. Slugworth gets a little weaker with each round of fighting.
7. If you ever wish to reset Slugworth's immunities and stats, simply feed him a Semi-Lasting Gobstopper.

> Climb up the Beeramid...

You journey up the Beeramid and find Slugworth... or what used to be Slugworth... howling loudly and hungrily.

He opens his maw widely. Maybe you should do as the Newspaper man said and toss something in...

You can toss in anything you have inside your trolly but remember his immunities you gave him. If you want to reset those somebody said you could go visit Willy Wonka and he would send you back one day so you could destroy the Gobstoppers once again but I can't tell you how exactly this works and if it works at all since I haven't tried it.

During the battle you should through all kinds of food at him until there is nothing left you can harm him with. Once this state is reached you should just keep buying the cheapest food you can find (if I'm not wrong it should be the raw chicken leg at Walmart) and keep throwing those at him. After each round you should also change the weapon you are using. once you used all your weapons once you can use your strongest to do at least some damage to him.

It took me many rounds to defeat Dark Angel Slugworth but that's just because I made some bad decisions on Day 21.

Fight with Dark Angel Slugworth:

Great success, you win!
Youdefeated Dark Angel Slugworth!

Slugworth dips and moans. He appears to be having trouble flying straight... He flies away towards the Chocolate Factory. He doesn't look like he's got much fight left in him.

Go to the Chocolate Factory.

As you approach the Chocolate Factory you see Slugworth flapping his beating wings and howling in pain. He lands on the roof of the factory, out of sight. Suddenly Willy Wonka comes running out followed by a group of Oompa Loompas.

Willy Wonka: ************! What happened? I heard a noise from the roof...

************: It's Slugworth. He's badly hurt.

Willy Wonka: Quick! We'll take the stairs!

> Follow Willy Wonka up the stairs

You follow Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas up the steps as fast as possible and emerge on the roof of the factory.

There before you lies a half dead Arthur Slugworth, his wings tattered, his face bloodied.

Willy Wonka: So Slugworth, here we are...

Slugworth: W-Wonka? Is that you? I... I can't see...

Random Oompa Loompa: Don't believe him! He's lying!

Willy Wonka: Silence! ************, may I have my Balltop Cane please. Don't worry, I'll give it back. I only need it for a moment...

> Hand him the cane

Willy Wonka hobbles forward on the cane towards Slugworth.

Slugworth: W-Willy... Remember the good old days... You and I... side by side... discovering *COUGH*... new ways to fluff whip cream... we made the gummies gummier together, didn't we...

Willy Wonka: That was a long time ago Arthur...

Slugworth: Let's start again! I've seen the error of my ways... Come here Willy... help me up...

The atmosphere tenses as Wonk steps forward and offers Slugworth an open hand.

Suddenly, Slugworth releases a death howl and swipes at Willy Wonka with his razor claws! Wonka is ready though. He sidesteps Slugworth's blow and whips the bottom off the Balltop Cane, revealing a sharpened blade inside. With one swift motion he plunges the cane straight into Slugworth's heart, ending the beast's life for good.

Willy Wonka: ...Get him out of here...

The Oompa Loompas lift Slugworth's body and drag it inside the factory...

Willy Wonka: Well ************... You've done all of us here in Hoburbia a great service. You've ended Slugworth's reign of terror!

> Hooray!

Willy Wonka: We'd surely all have been goners without you ************. I don't know how we can ever repay you.

************: I can think of a few ways... Oh God! Don't take that the wrong way!

Willy Wonka: Well... I suppose a reward is in order...

> Yes! Please!

Willy Wonka: It would have to be something really good to make all your efforts worth your while...

> Oh, I agree absolutely!

Willy Wonka: Wait a minute... Oh! I know just the thing!

> What is it? What is it?

Suddenly the doorway onto the roof flies open and an Oompa Loompa in a chefs hat comes rushing out.

Oompa Loompa: Mr. Wonka! Mr. Wonka! The timer just went off on your oven. I think your roast may be ready!

Willy Wonka: Oh, sorry ************. Could you wait Just one minute?

Willy Wonka turns to the Oompa Loompa.

Willy Wonka: Did you turn the roast?

Oompa Loompa: ...I'm supposed to turn it?

> Tap your foot impatiently

Willy Wonka: Yeah! You're supposed to turn it every half hour. Are you telling me you didn't turn it?

Oompa Loompa: ...No.

Willy Wonka: What is wrong with you? It's going to be cooked all uneven!

> *tap tap tap*

Willy Wonka: Well, at least tell me you ladeled some of the juices over it periodically!

Oompa Loompa: Ladeled... sir?

Willy Wonka: Oh, this is worthless! It's going to be all dry!

Willy Wonka turns back to you.

Willy Wonka: Sorry about this, but can we talk tomorrow? I've got to run down to the kitchen.

Willy Wonka hands you back the cane and walks off mumbling with the Oompa Loompa trailing.

Willy Wonka: If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself...

> Leave the roof

Day 22 is done, but not the Adventures yet


Day 23:

For the last time visit that old man.

Grandpa Joe: Hey ************, I think Willy Wonka was looking for you.

Head over to the Chocolate Factory and enter the Executive Suite.

Willy Wonka: Ah, hello ************. Well, I suppose you're here about your reward. Well, I'm very busy and don't have much time for pagentry, so if you would, your reward is in that envelope on the edge of my desk. Just grab it and leave me be.

You pick up the envelope off the desk and open it up. You find some cash inside. You count $50!

Willy Wonka: It's all yours. Enjoy. Now I really must get to work. Goodbye ************.

Reenter the Executive Suite.

Willy Wonka: Oh, you're back ************. Can I help you with something? I'm kinda busy.

> I don't need your stinkin' $50 old man!

You march up to Willy Wonka's desk and slam the $50 right back where you got it from.

************: I don't need your money Wonka! I'm outta here!

You're about to leave when you hear Willy Wonka whisper something.

Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world... You did it ************! You passed the test!

> ...test?

Willy Wonka: Yes! It was all a test ************! And you passed!

************: What? The fifty bucks thing was a test?

Willy Wonka: The whole thing was a test! Slugworth, Charlie... All of it! Come on out everybody!

> ...wha?

All sorts of people start appearing from closet doors... behind couches... spare bedrooms...

There's Violet, and Mike Teevee. Veruca Salt is there next to the Newspaper Man. Standing next to Wonka are.... Charlie and Slugworth!

************: What the? How? But... I killed... With my own hands... I saw their blood!

Willy Wonka: All tricks done with lights and mirrors!

Slugworth: You put on a good show chap!

Charlie: Yeah, well done!

> But... why?!?

Willy Wonka: Well, I recently went on vacation to Loompa Land. I was hanging out on the Loompa beach one day when I saw a sign for a Lu`au contest. Well, I'll be damned if I didn't enter the contest and win! Well, apparently the Grand Prize of the competitions was Three Wishes!

************: Three Wishes? Anything you wanted?

Willy Wonka: Well, there were some limitations... very strict ones in fact. Anyway, I thought about it and realized I already had everything I wanted! A wonderful Chocolate Factory and good friends! Three wishes would go to waste on me! That's why I decided I would find someone pure of heart to give those wishes to. And that's you ************!

************: But... I put innocent people in jail! I killed people!

Charlie whispers to you.

Charlie: If I were you I'd shut up and take the prize.

Willy Wonka: So what do you say ************? Will you accept this reward?

> Of course!s

Willy Wonka: Wonderful! Well, you can redeem your prizes whenever you wish by simply hopping in that Glass Elevator over in the corner of the room. It can go sideways and longways and slantways! But you're not allowed to do any of that. It's in the liability waiver you signed.

************: So, where does the Glass Elevator go?

Willy Wonka: The Elevator will take you to the Loompa Land Prize Redemption Shaman! Just hop on in. Oh and one more thing...

************: Yeah?

Willy Wonka: You can redeem your wishes whenever you want. You don't have to do it right this second. You might want to take some time and think about it.

> Step inside the Great Glass Elevator

Oompa Loompa Shaman: You've got 3 wishes left ************. How do you want to use them?

I wish for...

> +25 power
> +25 strength
> +25 speed
> +10 intelligence
> +5 begging
> +500 max life
> A Golden Rat
> $1,500,000
> 3,000 pp
> A Double Double
> Hobo Grail gives an additional 5 Awake per day

If you should decide on the Golden Rat here are the stats:

Golden Rat

Lifespan: 100
Energy: 175
Vitality: 100
Agility: 25
Strength: 25
Consentration: 25

Now it seems like the Adventure is over once you have made your wishes but there is more to it. Reenter the Executive Suite.

Willy Wonka: Oh hello ************. If you've got any wishes left, you're welcome to take my Elevator to Loompa Land anytime.

************: Thanks!

Willy Wonka: Oh, I almost forgot. Willy Wonka pulls open a drawer and takes out a rather morose looking piece of candy.

Willy Wonka: I developed this candy when I was young. I was going through a tough period in high school at the time... It's called the Funeral Fluctuation Candy. I kept it locked away in case it would ever come in handy. If you eat this it will send you back in time to the last funeral you attended, which I presume is Charlie's.

************: Why would I want to do that?

Willy Wonka: Oh I don't know. Maybe you want to go back and fight Slugworth again. See if you can defeat him quicker or something. Whatever your reasons, the option is there.

> Step inside the Great Glass Elevator
> Give me the candy! I want to go back!

Willy Wonka: Now you're certain of this? You'll have to wait an extra day to fight Slugworth, you'll lose that badge I just gave you, and you'll have to destroy all four Gobstoppers again. You're CERTAIN?

> Shut up and give it to me old man!
> Forget it then...

Willy Wonka:Alright...

Willy Wonka hands you Funeral Fluctuation Candy and you pop it in your mouth. Time swirls and twists around you. You hear poetry by Edgar Allen Poe being whispered through the air as the Executive Suite dissolves around you.

A moment later you find yourself once again standing in the Executive Suite. Everything looks pretty much the same, except Willy Wonka is gone. You look in your backpack and find that the Everlasting Gobstoppers have indeed returned...

This will bring you back to a point where you have to destroy the Gobstoppers and defeat Slugworth again. This can be done at any time, even after you complete the Canbodia adventures.

The Adventure is done.