Mixed drinks




Mixed Drink Recipes: ("?" = Uncomfirmed. "" = Confirmed.)

(Stat gains are rough estimates. Actual gains vary depending on how high or low your drinking stat is.)



Lemonade: ?
(UNKNOWN)

Could it be a new mixed drink?

NO ONE KNOWS.

Therefore, do not waste your money on trying to make Lemonade. The only clue we have right now is an IMAGE, nothing else. So, until more information is discovered, please save your money and be patient.




Happy Puppy:
Jack and Coke

Wild Terrier Whiskey + Cola

Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: POWER BOOST (FIGHTING)
Puppy Power: You feel as powerful as a puppy! Your power is increased by 100.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Purring Kitty:
Gin and Tonic

Birdbath Gin + Soda Water

Speed: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: SPEED BOOST (FIGHTING)
Kitten Pox: You've got kitten pox! Your speed is increased by 100.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Hedgehog:
Jägerbomb

Jagermeister + Red Bull

Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: SPIKE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Spiked Hair: You've got a new haircut. Your foes might poke themselves on it if they get too close.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Flaming Hedgehog
Flaming Jägerbomb

Jagermeister + Red Bull + Fire

Power: +0.128
Drinking: +0.05

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: FLAMING SPIKE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Flame-tipped Spiked Hair: You've got a new haircut. And it's on fire. Your foes might poke and burn themselves if they get too close.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Sorrowful Penguin:
Jolly Zima

Zima Light + Jolly Rancher + Ice

Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: AUTOMATIC VICTORY IN PvP BATTLES (FIGHTING)
Sorrowful: The world is a vampire.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)

(Whenever you fight another player, or another player fights you, you automatically win the battle. However, each fight knocks 10 minutes off of the drink’s effect, so this effect only lasts for three fights maximum.)

(Bonus: You get a picture of an emo guy as your profile picture!)





Hungry Hippo:
Mud Slide

Purple Pigeon Vodka + Decaf Kahlua + Irish Cream + Milk

Drinking: +0.03

BAL: +0.10%


Effect: (NO PIC) EXTRA MEAL

"After drinking the Hungry Hippo, you feel a bit peckish..."

(After you drink a Hungry Hippo, you are able to eat another meal, provided that you ate at least one meal beforehand. Beware though; this drink increases your blood alcohol level by 0.10%, not 0.05%.)



Eye Gouger:
Vodka and Tonic

Purple Pigeon Vodka + Soda Water

Drinking: +0.06

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: BETTER MONEY GAINS (BEGGING)
Blind: You poked yourself in the eye while drinking and are blinded! People will probably be more sympathetic when you beg, but you'll probably miss more in battle.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Jolly Gentleman:
Dirty Martini #2

Birdbath Gin + Olive

Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: BETTER RESPECT GAINS (FIGHTING)
Classy As Hell: Damn you're feeling classy! Maybe now you'll get some respect!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Amish Highball:
Kalimotxo

Boxcar Boxed Wine + Cola

Strength: +0.050
Speed: +0.023
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: BITCHIN' AMISH ARMOR (FIGHTING, BEGGING)
Amish: You feel kind of Amish. You've got a bitching hat, but simple weapons technology suddenly confuses you...
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)

Weapon

You're feeling Amish and don't understand how this weapon works.
Att: +0

Armor

Where did this bitching Amish hat come from?
Def: -2000



Bawling Baby:
White Russian

Purple Pigeon Vodka + Decaf Kahlua + Milk

Begging: +0.020
Drinking: +0.07

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: PEOPLE DETERRENT (BEGGING)
Bawling like a baby: You're bawling like a baby! People will surely find this extremely annoying!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)

(People tend to get scared off while you have this effect. Thus, it is not advisable to beg when you are bawling like a baby.)



Angry Mother:
Amaretto Sour

Aunt Flo Amaretto + Sweet & Sour

Power: +0.075
Drinking: +0.04

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: POWER BOOST (FIGHTING)
Angry: You feel angry and underappreciated! Your power is increased by 20%.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Filthy Leprechaun:
Boob Grabber

Irish Cream + Mutton Chop Scotch

Speed: +0.075
Drinking: +0.05

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: BETTER MONEY GAINS (EXPLORING)
Green Noser: You've got a nose for riches. You'll find more cash than usual while exploring the city.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Dead Man Walking:
Zombie

Octuple Sec + Rev's Rum + Ruiner's Rum + Sweet & Sour + Orange Juice

Drinking: +0.09

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: ABILITY TO DO STUFF WHILE DEAD (EXPLORING, BEGGING)
Zombified: You're feeling zombified. You can do things when dead that would normally require you to be alive.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)

(You cannot battle players or NPCs when you are dead and zombified. I mean, you can try, but you'll always lose.)



The Long Walk:
.46 Magnum

Montreal Bourbon + Mutton Chop Scotch + Wild Terrier Whiskey

Drinking: +0.08

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: BETTER CAN GAINS (EXPLORING)
Shoegazer: You can't help but stare down at your feet... You'll probably find more stuff on the ground than usual.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Ten Foot Drop:
Kamikaze

Purple Pigeon Vodka + Octuple Sec + Sweet & Sour

Drinking: +0.1

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: (NO PIC) INSTANT DEATH

"Seems like they don't call it the ten foot drop for nothing! You lose all of your life."

(After you drink a Ten Foot Drop, you die instantaneously.)



Gin & Juice:
Gin Sunsplash

Birdbath Gin + Orange Juice

Intelligence: +0.050
Drinking: +0.06

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: PROTECTED MONEY (EXPLORING, BEGGING, FIGHTING)
Laid Back: You're laid back. Your mind is on your money, and, conversely, your money is on your mind. You won't lose any cash if you lose a fight.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)

(Warning! This effect can be negated by the Coffee-Soaked Mop, so exercise caution when you're laid back!)



Self Immolation:
Flaming Dr. Pepper

Crudweiser + Aunt Flo Amaretto + Everclear + Fire

Power: +0.200
Strength: +0.750
Drinking: +0.03

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: FIRE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
On Fire: You're on fire. Literally. You should probably get that looked at.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Erupting Volcano:
Smokin' Crunk Juice

Homeless Hennessy + Fire + Red Bull + Dry Ice

Power: +0.100
Strength: +0.100
Drinking: +0.05

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: POWER AND STRENGTH BOOST (FIGHTING)
Enraged: You're enraged! Your power, strength, and risk of stroke are increased by 25%!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Centrifuge:
Long Island Iced Tea

Octuple Sec + Rev's Rum + Birdbath Gin + John Cuervo Tequila + Purple Pigeon Vodka + Cola + Sweet & Sour

Drinking: +0.12

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: RADIATION SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Uranium Enriched: You're oozing nuclear energy! Anyone who gets near you won't last long...
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)



Sludge:
(None)

(Mix two or more incompatible ingredients.)

Drinking: +0.01

BAL: +0.05%


Effect: (NO PIC) NONE