Mixed drinks
Mixed Drink Recipes: ("?" = Uncomfirmed. "√" = Confirmed.)
(Stat gains are rough estimates. Actual gains vary depending on how high or low your drinking stat is.)
Lemonade: ?
→ (UNKNOWN)
Could it be a new mixed drink?
NO ONE KNOWS.
Therefore, do not waste your money on trying to make Lemonade. The only clue we have right now is an IMAGE, nothing else. So, until more information is discovered, please save your money and be patient.
Happy Puppy: √
→ Jack and Coke
Wild Terrier Whiskey + Cola
Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: POWER BOOST (FIGHTING)
Puppy Power: You feel as powerful as a puppy! Your power is increased by 100.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Purring Kitty: √
→ Gin and Tonic
Birdbath Gin + Soda Water
Speed: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: SPEED BOOST (FIGHTING)
Kitten Pox: You've got kitten pox! Your speed is increased by 100.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Hedgehog: √
→ Jägerbomb
Jagermeister + Red Bull
Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: SPIKE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Spiked Hair: You've got a new haircut. Your foes might poke themselves on it if they get too close.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Flaming Hedgehog √
→ Flaming Jägerbomb
Jagermeister + Red Bull + Fire
Power: +0.128
Drinking: +0.05
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: FLAMING SPIKE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Flame-tipped Spiked Hair: You've got a new haircut. And it's on fire. Your foes might poke and burn themselves if they get too close.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Sorrowful Penguin: √
→ Jolly Zima
Zima Light + Jolly Rancher + Ice
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: AUTOMATIC VICTORY IN PvP BATTLES (FIGHTING)
Sorrowful: The world is a vampire.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
(Whenever you fight another player, or another player fights you, you automatically win the battle. However, each fight knocks 10 minutes off of the drink’s effect, so this effect only lasts for three fights maximum.)
(Bonus: You get a picture of an emo guy as your profile picture!)
Hungry Hippo: √
→ Mud Slide
Purple Pigeon Vodka + Decaf Kahlua + Irish Cream + Milk
Drinking: +0.03
BAL: +0.10%
Effect: (NO PIC) EXTRA MEAL
"After drinking the Hungry Hippo, you feel a bit peckish..."
(After you drink a Hungry Hippo, you are able to eat another meal, provided that you ate at least one meal beforehand. Beware though; this drink increases your blood alcohol level by 0.10%, not 0.05%.)
Eye Gouger: √
→ Vodka and Tonic
Purple Pigeon Vodka + Soda Water
Drinking: +0.06
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: BETTER MONEY GAINS (BEGGING)
Blind: You poked yourself in the eye while drinking and are blinded! People will probably be more sympathetic when you beg, but you'll probably miss more in battle.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Jolly Gentleman: √
→ Dirty Martini #2
Birdbath Gin + Olive
Power: +0.100
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: BETTER RESPECT GAINS (FIGHTING)
Classy As Hell: Damn you're feeling classy! Maybe now you'll get some respect!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Amish Highball: √
→ Kalimotxo
Boxcar Boxed Wine + Cola
Strength: +0.050
Speed: +0.023
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: BITCHIN' AMISH ARMOR (FIGHTING, BEGGING)
Amish: You feel kind of Amish. You've got a bitching hat, but simple weapons technology suddenly confuses you...
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Weapon
You're feeling Amish and don't understand how this weapon works.
Att: +0
Armor
Where did this bitching Amish hat come from?
Def: -2000
Bawling Baby: √
→ White Russian
Purple Pigeon Vodka + Decaf Kahlua + Milk
Begging: +0.020
Drinking: +0.07
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: PEOPLE DETERRENT (BEGGING)
Bawling like a baby: You're bawling like a baby! People will surely find this extremely annoying!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
(People tend to get scared off while you have this effect. Thus, it is not advisable to beg when you are bawling like a baby.)
Angry Mother: √
→ Amaretto Sour
Aunt Flo Amaretto + Sweet & Sour
Power: +0.075
Drinking: +0.04
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: POWER BOOST (FIGHTING)
Angry: You feel angry and underappreciated! Your power is increased by 20%.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Filthy Leprechaun: √
→ Boob Grabber
Irish Cream + Mutton Chop Scotch
Speed: +0.075
Drinking: +0.05
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: BETTER MONEY GAINS (EXPLORING)
Green Noser: You've got a nose for riches. You'll find more cash than usual while exploring the city.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Dead Man Walking: √
→ Zombie
Octuple Sec + Rev's Rum + Ruiner's Rum + Sweet & Sour + Orange Juice
Drinking: +0.09
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: ABILITY TO DO STUFF WHILE DEAD (EXPLORING, BEGGING)
Zombified: You're feeling zombified. You can do things when dead that would normally require you to be alive.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
(You cannot battle players or NPCs when you are dead and zombified. I mean, you can try, but you'll always lose.)
The Long Walk: √
→ .46 Magnum
Montreal Bourbon + Mutton Chop Scotch + Wild Terrier Whiskey
Drinking: +0.08
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: BETTER CAN GAINS (EXPLORING)
Shoegazer: You can't help but stare down at your feet... You'll probably find more stuff on the ground than usual.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Ten Foot Drop: √
→ Kamikaze
Purple Pigeon Vodka + Octuple Sec + Sweet & Sour
Drinking: +0.1
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: (NO PIC) INSTANT DEATH
"Seems like they don't call it the ten foot drop for nothing! You lose all of your life."
(After you drink a Ten Foot Drop, you die instantaneously.)
Gin & Juice: √
→ Gin Sunsplash
Birdbath Gin + Orange Juice
Intelligence: +0.050
Drinking: +0.06
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: PROTECTED MONEY (EXPLORING, BEGGING, FIGHTING)
Laid Back: You're laid back. Your mind is on your money, and, conversely, your money is on your mind. You won't lose any cash if you lose a fight.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
(Warning! This effect can be negated by the Coffee-Soaked Mop, so exercise caution when you're laid back!)
Self Immolation: √
→ Flaming Dr. Pepper
Crudweiser + Aunt Flo Amaretto + Everclear + Fire
Power: +0.200
Strength: +0.750
Drinking: +0.03
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: FIRE SHIELD (FIGHTING)
On Fire: You're on fire. Literally. You should probably get that looked at.
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Erupting Volcano: √
→ Smokin' Crunk Juice
Homeless Hennessy + Fire + Red Bull + Dry Ice
Power: +0.100
Strength: +0.100
Drinking: +0.05
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: POWER AND STRENGTH BOOST (FIGHTING)
Enraged: You're enraged! Your power, strength, and risk of stroke are increased by 25%!
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Centrifuge: √
→ Long Island Iced Tea
Octuple Sec + Rev's Rum + Birdbath Gin + John Cuervo Tequila + Purple Pigeon Vodka + Cola + Sweet & Sour
Drinking: +0.12
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: RADIATION SHIELD (FIGHTING)
Uranium Enriched: You're oozing nuclear energy! Anyone who gets near you won't last long...
(20 to 30 minutes of effect.)
Sludge: √
→ (None)
(Mix two or more incompatible ingredients.)
Drinking: +0.01
BAL: +0.05%
Effect: (NO PIC) NONE